1. 有钱人终成眷属，没钱人亲眼目睹，我在三轮车上看得一清二楚。The rich get married eventually. The poor see it with their own eyes. I can see it clearly on the tricycle.
2. 别人一场恋爱谈了三年，我一句恋爱吗？问了三年。Others have been in love for three years. I asked this sentence, "are you in love？" for three years.
3. 所谓英雄不问出路，光棍不看岁数。The so-called hero doesn't ask for a way out, the bachelor doesn't look at age.
4. 历史总是惊人的相似，去年520我单身，今年520我还是单身。History is always astonishingly similar. Last year on 520, I was single, and this year on 520, I'm still single.
5. 我不是一只小鸟，却被你的爱囚禁在了你的心里。I'm not a little bird, but I've been imprisoned in your heart by your love.
6. 我不是一只鱼，却被你的爱钓在了你的心里。I'm not a fish, but I've been hooked in your heart by your love.
7. 刚刚被喜欢的人表白了，让我们恭喜刚刚。Just got confessed to by someone I like, let's congratulate just.
8. 告诉桃花不必开了，我出家了。Tell the peach blossoms not to bloom, I'm becoming a monk.
9. 5月20日，新增男友0，确诊男友0，疑似男友0，境外男友0。May 20th, 0 new boyfriends, 0 confirmed boyfriends, 0 suspected boyfriends, 0 foreign boyfriends.
10. 终于结束了上半年的单身生活，现在开始下半年的。Finally ended the first half of my single life, starting the second half now.
11. 大胆点520拿下姐姐，520给你发0.52。Be bold and take my sister on 520, and I'll send you 0.52.
12. 单身的朋友请不要怕，520只有一天，而单身是每一天。Friends who are single, don't be afraid, 520 only comes once a year, but being single is every day.
13. 给大家介绍一下我的对象，他不虚荣不拜金不懒惰不存在。Let me introduce my partner, he is not vain, not materialistic, not lazy, and does not exist.
14. 高端玩家自由局，少谈恋爱多养鱼。High-end player free game, less dating, more fishing.
15. 你有你的520，我有我的502。You have your 520, I have my 502.
16. 每年的520总会有一个男孩手捧一大束花走到我面前，跟我说：“不好意思，让一下。”Every year on 520, there's always a boy holding a big bouquet of flowers walking up to me, saying, "Excuse me, make way."
17. 全世界都充满了恋爱的酸臭味。The whole world is filled with the stench of love.
18. 快520了，有需要人扮演你女朋友吗？It's almost 520, do you need someone to pretend to be your girlfriend？
19. 钱不钱的无所谓，主要是我热爱表演。Money doesn't matter, what matters is that I love performing.
20. 现在是5月20日13点14分。It's now May 20th at 13:14.
21. 现女友吹牛逼说会永远在一起，快520了，心就凉了。My current girlfriend brags about being together forever, but come 520, my heart will cool down.
22. 再等等，等我们走过这匆匆岁月，熬过人间疾苦，黄昏下我最在你怀里，做你可爱的小老太太。Wait a bit longer, let's go through the hurried years, endure the hardships of the world, and under the twilight, I'll be in your arms, being your cute little old lady.
23. 最幸运的是，当他拥有很多选择，却依然选择和你在一起。The most fortunate thing is that even though he has many choices,